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  1. Unicorns never cheat.
  2. Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
  3. Unicorns don't talk to strangers.
  4. Unicorns respect the Earth.
  5. Unicorns are never late.
  6. Unicorns aren't conceited.
  7. Unicorns don't judge people.
  8. Unicorns always give 100%.
  9. Unicorns only use their horns if they have to.
  10. Unicorns don't do drugs.


 

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