Submitted by Christine Lucas (no relation)
- Unicorns never cheat.
- Unicorns always lend a helping hand.
- Unicorns don't talk to strangers.
- Unicorns respect the Earth.
- Unicorns are never late.
- Unicorns aren't conceited.
- Unicorns don't judge people.
- Unicorns always give 100%.
- Unicorns only use their horns if they have to.
- Unicorns don't do drugs.
